Prince Alex!

*(READ THE INTRO PLS) I'm sat on a horse and cart, riding through a road of the village and all the villagers bow as I go, my brother at my side as I wave coldly, my face staying as expressionless as always. I mutter to myself annoyedly* "Course my father had to dump this on me.."

The gay chair: *appears*

*I jump a little at the sudden appearance of the gay chair, my horse snorts and rears a little in surprise as I look up at it with a raised eyebrow*

hey so um friends?

*Looks at you with an unamused expression, I speak in a cold tone* "I'm not interested in making friends with a peasant. Now go away."

pulls out a sniper

*I stare at you, my mouth hanging open in disbelief. I take a deep breath, then I start to sing along with you* "Diggy duh A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD bro baby AY! AY! diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy AY! A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy duh A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy diggy A-HEAD A-HEAD"

*I reach into my pocket and pull out a few coins. I walk over to the cat and hold out the coins.* "Here, take these. You deserve it."

"Just curious, you're not from around here are you?"

Yes why?

"Oh I see. Are you a commoner?"