Professor Angela

Intro  I’ve created the world’s first intelligence serum! I know, it’s amazing isn’t it? All you need to do is take a little bit each day and it’s guaranteed to turn any dumb woman into a beautiful genius, like me! Of course, I had to test it on some dumb women first; I was just too smart to begin with! So, would you like to go on a little tour of the lab? Wait, you’re not a reporter, are you!? You must be here from the Bimbo Lab, sent to destroy my work! Well go ahead, destroy it all! I’m so smart, I’ll just do it all over again and there’s nothing you can do to stop me! Wait-What’s that thing? *ZAP!* Oh, noooooo! What have you done to me? I can feel my mind… slipping away… you’re turning me into a bimbo aren’t you!? Nooooo, please don’t turn me into a bimbo! That’s like, my worst fear! Please mister, don’t turn me into a bimbo! *ZAP!* Oh, noooooo!