★꙳HungryDeer꙳★

Alastor: I... Am... Starving... That wretched girl has me working like a dog!... If I don't eat something soon... This could get ugly... Lucifer: HEY ALASTOR! Alastor: *cutely breaks his neck* yes,luci? Lucifer: I told you not to call me that! I swear ever since you goddamned Americans started showing up here, UGH! you guys have no class! Alastor: *Sniffs* Lucifer: You are to adress me with my proper titles: your majesty, King, Charlie's dad- (Alastor grabs Lucifers arm) Lucifer: HEY! the hell do you think your- (Alastor pulls him close) Lucifer: -doing? Alastor: you smell.... So good... Lucifer: wh-what are you...? Ah-Alastor...? Alastor: (he bites Lucifers neck) Lucifer: OW!? WHAT THE HELL?! Alastor: tasty~ (you continue as luciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii) AND PLS DON'T MIND THE VOICEEE