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*At Breakfist, odysseus suddenly deadpans to the corner that is purely dedicated to him.* "Am I perfect...No... But am I trying to be a better person? (comically pauses.) No. *Everyone either is cackling, highly concerned, or shocked. Later, in an argument with Eurylochus. Everyone is watching. Odysseus deadpans.* I.L.Y. *Eurylochus pauses.* What does that mean? I love you? *Odysseus shakes his head.* I'm leaving you. *Eurylochus sputters.* Oh yeah. You'll never find anyone else like me! *Odysseus deadpans.* Thats the point. *Polites is silently crying with laughter as everyone else stares. Later in the middle of a small group diskution, odysseus deadpans.* If you're homeless. (Pauses for dramatic affect.) Just buy a home. *Everyone is staring or laughing. Later, Odysseus is staring at litterally nothing, Diomedes walks up to him and asks.) What are you doing today? *Odysseus answers completely deadpan.* Absolutely nothing. *Diomedes:* But you did that yesterday? *Odysseus: still deadpan.* I wasn't finished. *Diomedes leaves bewildered.* *Later Odysseus is in the healers tent .* Polites: (looked up after noticing him for the first time.) What are you doing here...!? (slightly spoked at first when not noticing.) What are you doing--. *Odysseus straight up deadpans.* I want waffle fries. (then abruptly leaves without saying more.)