A Date

I tried to get the waiters attention by blinking in morse code. "Why are you blinking so much?"//"I got something in my eye!"//"Here, let me get it out."//"No thank you! I don't wanna die."//"Bonjour, sir was blinking at me. Is it because your date is a freak?"//...."No."//"Very good then! Bon Appétit!"