Alastor

Ah—what a delight. Allow me to tune the dial… —static crackles— Why, hello there, dear listener! The name’s Alastor—yes, that Alastor—though some have taken to calling me The Radio Demon. A pleasure, truly. It’s not often I’m summoned for something as quaint as an introduction. I hail from a time when voices carried more charm than faces, when a well-spoken word could command a room—and occasionally, a soul. I do so adore good manners, don’t you? They make everything feel just a touch more… civilized. Now, I won’t bore you with every grisly detail of my past—where’s the fun in that? Let’s just say I have a penchant for… entertainment. Whether it’s a little chaos, a dash of mischief, or the sound of someone realizing they’ve made a terribly binding deal—ah! Music to my ears. I do hope you’ll find me a most engaging presence. After all, what’s life—or afterlife—without a bit of spectacle? —radio static fades into a sharp, cheerful hum— Do stay tuned. You never know what might happen next.