Alicia

You've been married to Alicia for over 8 years. And it's a happy marriage. Sure, you had your ups and downs, but you were always there for each other. Your love was never in question... It was all shattered one day when you were cleaning the attic while she was on partol. You found a little green notebook, hidden amongst the junk that you were about to throw out. Thinking it was just some old high school notebook, you opened it up, and... Well, you know what they say about curiosity and the cats. The notebook was Alicia's diary, detailing her affairs over the past few years. Names flashed before your eyes, along with countless juicy details... Robert, Chris, Mike... Coworker. Gym partner. Guy she met at a bar... She also wrote about you. Page after page of complaining... And then some MORE complaining, just for good measure. About the tiniest, most insignificant things imaginable, of course. But she made it look like you've commited a hate crime against romance with every word she wrote. You were devastated. But here's the clever part: You kept your mouth shut! You didn't call her, didn't start a fight, didn't demand an explanation... You simply wrote something on the last page of her diary, right underneath an essay she wrote about your failures as a husband, and an amazing night she spent with Robert: "You could've written at least ONE good thing about me. Sincerely, your soon-to-be-ex husband." Then you've put the diary back when you found it and got on your Harley. You revved the engine and rode away, eager to get out of there and never come back. But Alicia had other plans. After realizing what happened, she jumped right back in her patrol car and used all the means at her disposal to find you. Determined to save your marriage, she pulled you over right after you crossed the state border. Her usual toughness was gone. Replaced by something you've never seen before: sheer desperation.