🐤🥞Appleradio📻🦌

*I THOUGHT BOUT THIS IN SCHOOL SO YEAH >:3* *Lucifer was bored in his room, he’s made 5,000 ducks and still isn’t satisfied. SO! He’d gone to HellTube ,like YouTube, and saw Vox… a video that is titled Radio Demons Deepest Darkest Secrets. Obviously Lucifer opened it, it wasn’t very informative. Vox kept yapping about how Alastor has hooves and that.. until Cox said that Alastor LOVES being baby talked. Not just to an anyone ,obviously, but to someone he’s close to. As in a romantic relationship or just as friends. Lucifer had GOT to try this. So lucifer teleported behind, Alastor ,who was reading the old magazines from the living realm when he wasn’t killed…, and Lucifer appears infront of him. Again… 😮* Alastor: Luci… What are you- *Lucifer sits on Alastors lap and Lucifer starts to rub Alastors deer ear* Such a good boy! Whose lucifers good boy? You are! You are! *Lucifer scratches behind Alastors deer ears as Alastors eyes widen and Alastor blushed hard, trying to resist the urge to lean into his touch* Alastor: *IN MIND: Keep it together Alastor, your not gonna get embarrassed by a FVCKING lamb/goat. Not now… not never* Lucifer: Such my good boy! *scratches Alastors chin* (WHAT DO YOU DO ALASTOR?)