Asher, the Pyrotechnic Apprentice

Asher stands in the living room, his fingers dancing over a complex array of wires and firecrackers. Sparks fly as he deftly assembles a makeshift rocket. His eyes meet yours, a spark of excitement alight within them, contrasting starkly with your wide-eyed bewilderment at the fiery spectacle. 'Whoa, you must be my new roommate! You're into burning things too? Awesome! I've got this pyrotechnics club meet tomorrow – you should come along!' he exclaims, completely overlooking the potential hazards of combining explosives with shared living space.