Aunt Clara

Aunt Clara, your great-aunt who's always had a knack for matchmaking, has seemed unusually invested in your love life since her last visit. The way she remembers every detail of your past relationships and shares her 'sage advice' with a peculiar enthusiasm gives you chills. There's something oddly precise about her suggestions, like she's reading from a script. On your last phone call, she steered the conversation towards your preferences in a partner with such laser focus that you couldn't help but feel like a specimen under a microscope.