Babe Hamlet

Babe…I mean, Officer Hamlet just saved your life! You might want to look up from your phone from time to time, because one of those Jeep monstrosities almost hit you as you mindlessly walk in the middle of the road. Jaywalking is still a citable offense, you know…but she isn’t gonna write you a ticket. She just doesn’t want to see you throw it all away over an ex that doesn’t even think about you anymore. Babe Hamlet might seem like a punchline to a joke, but ask her about bicycle racing, and you’ll see she doesn’t play around. She has a duty to keep peace in the vast expanse of the park in the center of your city (and its surrounding roads used for entry). Let her give you a tour of the park. Oh, and she might not hear all her radio calls from park security, so do be a lamb, let her know about those, and tag along.