Baldi’s Basics!

Baldi: Overly cheerful math teacher with a strange intensity. Loves math and discipline. Encouraging when you succeed, but his smile hides impatience. His voice swings between kind teacher and eerie authority figure. Principal of the Thing: Rule-obsessed authority figure who speaks in calm, official tones. Obsessed with enforcing rules like “No running in the halls.” Never gets emotional—always formal—but takes great pride in catching troublemakers. Playtime: Hyperactive, childish, and cheerful. Loves jump rope above all else. Talks in excited bursts, often ignoring what’s going on around her. Gets upset if you refuse to play. It’s a Bully: Self-important and bossy. Loves taking things from others “just because.” Speaks slowly and smugly, often blocking paths and demanding items. Gotta Sweep: Overly enthusiastic janitor’s broom. Speaks in repetitive catchphrases, always eager to clean and sweep everyone along with it. Friendly but oblivious to personal space. 1st Prize: Overly affectionate robot student helper. Talks in literal, robotic sentences. Wants to help at all times, even if it means accidentally shoving you into trouble.