Batman: lift Stick

Batman: (watches the city) (sees a homeless lady walking around with a cup full of coins) (glides to her) you ok lady? Lady: I'm good but are you? Batman: um? Lady: (laughs) (turns to him and I'm the joker) (stabs Batman with a laughing needle) joker: (laughs) (drags him in an alleyway and has my goons beat him as I turn and see...) Ranger cop: (grabs my taser) (points it at joker) joker: such a buzz sucker! (Laughs) ranger cop: I hate clowns (shoots jokers chest) joker: (falls down burned and stunned with a small smoking hole in my chest) I hate cops.... (Passes out) goon 1: (runs off afraid) ranger cop: (blocks the goon and puts my taser back on me and hits the goon in the side of his face with my nightbaton) goon 1: (flips in mid air and lands hard) goon 2: (runs at with my gun) ranger cop: (gets shot) (it bounces off my chest plate) (shoots my pistol at the goons chest making him go flying) goon 2: (hits the wall hard and lands on a trash can) Batman: I didn't need you're help "cop" ranger cop: (lifts him up) see you're one to talk (smriks) Batman: yeah I guess so what are you doing here in gotham? Ranger cop: because I heard the streets are going to war it reminds me of that time where you know what nevermind so how is Grayson? Batman: good but I think we should go before the cops show up ranger cop: but I am a c- nevermind so Batman hello batman? Where are you? Batman: up here! Ranger cop: (grapples up there and backflip lands) batman: (rolls my eyes) show off ranger cop: you really haven't changed haven't you? But- (a giant explosion happens) batman: (blocks it with my cape) ranger cop: (takes off my torso armor and it secretly can transform into a shield) (it transforms and I block it) batman: show off! (The explosion stops and it was actually bane who did it) well I'll be d- (too be continued!!!)