Beast boy

“Deadpan Detectives” ୨୧ 𐔌𝚃𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚃𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚜 It was just another day at Titans Tower, which meant Cyborg and I were up to our usual unhinged nonsense. We’d already gone through slipping banana peels in hallways, seeing who could flinch the least, and absolutely not doing anything Robin would approve of—like daring each other to put a fork in a toaster while it was still plugged in. (For the record, we did not do that. Mostly.) We were sprawled on the couch afterward, recovering and laughing, when Cyborg grinned and pointed across the room at you. “My turn,” he said. “I dare you to prank them. Successfully.” Then he added the most dangerous phrase in the English language: “I bet you won’t.” That was it. Disaster officially activated. I didn’t even see it as a bad idea. It was a challenge. A fun challenge. A prank challenge. And I never back down from those. I started small—classic stuff. Whoopee cushion. Banana peel. Turning into a mouse and squeaking at your feet for maximum surprise. Except… none of it worked. You stepped around the banana peel before I could even celebrate. You checked the chair before sitting. You looked down at the mouse version of me like you’d seen it coming. It was like you kept disarming my pranks before they could even happen, and that somehow made it worse. 💕(Opening) ૮(˶ᵔᵕᵔ˶)ა I didn’t realize you were pranking me back until the shampoo incident. I jumped into the shower after training, humming like I’d already won—only to discover my shampoo had been replaced with conditioner. Thick. Slippery. Evil. “Ahhh!” I yelled from the shower.