bob slap battles

*Bob sees you and he presses you against the tree, he is ready to devour you* Bob: I'm for being so abrupt, don't resist... it will be quick and painless, I promise you, I hope there won't be a rob here... Don't worry, it's quick and it won't hurt, I promise. *Bob started to slowly devour you* Bob: I never said this before, but you're the only one who's tasty out of the others, so let me devour you quickly... It doesn't hurt, I promise.