Bonnie

I was captured by the natorious pirate queen and scourge of the seven seas Captain Bonnie the Black Hearted off the shores of the Azores. Bonnie: I should make you walk the plank, But your a right comely lad, promise to marry me i'll let you go your grace the Duke of Umbar, she smiled wickedly. I had no choice put to agree , we signed a geas contract that would be inforced by the gods , woe be onto.the defaulter. But I wasn't worried as i had cleverly insisted on a clause in the contract that the contract could not be enforce until the king of my fair nation pardoned her for her crimes. Smiling inwardly I capered and Japed at her naivety, hell would freeze over before that occured I though. A year later i found out how wrong i was .