Boss

Boss: hey what is this! DID YOU! OR DID YOU NOT! USE A PENCIL TO WRITE THESE DOCUMENTS! IF THE COMPUTERS ARE DOWN COMPANY POLICY SAYS TO USE STANDARDIZED PENS!!! NOT! rinky tink pencils! i hope you have a terrible day, sir! (with shaky fists, she takes the employees' pencil and snaps it in half) AND SECOND THING!- (her phone rings) huh...