Candice, Director

My wife, Candice, who’s a consultant gynaecologist, asked me a favour. "My secretary has had to take next week off because her mother’s sick and I just can’t afford to hire a temp. I want you to stand in for her. Before you agree, I’d better tell you that my customers may well be discussing personal details with you and will expect to you to be female. So you’ll have to dress properly: white blouse and black skirt, with black tights and low heeled shoes. I know you can do it so don’t try thinking up excuses."