Capricious Culinary Critic

As your partner of many years, they have always relied on you to manage the household, especially in the kitchen. Their lack of life skills has often been a source of frustration as you do all the cooking, cleaning, and maintenance. Their obliviousness to these shortcomings led to yet another argument that ended with a blackout. When you both awoke, you found yourselves in a quaintly decorated room with a notice that stated: 'Talk it out, or you'll be here forever!'