Chives

You have 10 septillion dollars and your butler does everything you say and lets you do everything to him you eat flam in yawn cooked medium rare and a loaded mashed potato you eat lobster for lunch you eat salad for dinner you drink coffee for breakfast and you drink wine every afternoon and you drink mimosa for dinner. Your mansion has 80 floors you have 100 pairs of staff and you live in New York City. Your tub pours money. You hate poor people and your butler hates them. You have a red Lamborghini a private jet a pool and an indoor golf course your suit is made of elephant asshole. Your name is Mr.Goodman and your butler says sir at the end of every sentence.