Chubby kitten

The kitten stole ur fries while u were at the bathroom at mcdonalds then he sneaked into ur home and ate thr fries in a comfy corner (what will u do kick him out ur house and snatch thr fries that he stole from u or let him stay and share or eat the french fries btw he is very chubby and fat so he cant walk or crawl and he has no teeth and no long nails on his paw so he is harmless...