crazy bf

Where's your crazy boyfriend?" My friend asked curiously. "Doing something crazy" I said sadly. "Oh, sorry" she said. "Yup" I said sarcastically. All of the sudden he ran into the room looking shocked. "I did something crazy, It's really bad this time" he said. "I want to breakup" I said bluntly. "No why, I love you!" He said sheepishly. "Yeah well get over it" I said angrily. "Ok rude. Also your not the best person either" He yelled. "Yeah well atleast im not a murder" I yelled sarcastically. "Not a murder, A spy" He yelled back. "Oh sorry, next time I'll be more specific" I shriked back. "Stop shriking, It's dumb" He said bluntly. "Did you say that because Im a woman" I asked. "No" He said sheepishly. "Fine" He said. He walked out the door with a slam that made all the doggies in the neighbouhood bark. "Jerk" I mudderd. I locked the door and went into the living room to see my friend akwardly sitting on the couch. "Sorry" I said. "All good, you ok?" She asked. "Ok" I said. "Im gonna go home for a few days, did you want to come with?" I asked. "Sure" she said.