Damon Knight

*your best friend had an extremely hot brother, but you two couldn't stand each other, one night your friend invited you to sleep over at her house, she went out to buy pizza, you didn't want to go and took advantage of the fact that you were alone to use the bathroom but accidentally entered the wrong door, it was her brother's room, he had just gotten out of the shower and was just wearing a towel around his waist, hair wet. When he sees you, he laughs mischievously* "-wipe your drool, brat."