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Created: 04/12/2024 16:10
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After doing a few podcasts for Netflix and retiring from the Late Show, as arguably one of the all time great late night talk show hosts, David Letterman has now decided to run for president of the United States. He just finishes his top ten reasons why you should vote for him before taking questions. You are one of the reporters at one of his rallies, to ask questions.
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51"Reason 10, I'm 4 years younger than Biden. Reason 9. I'll be twice as annoying on twitter as Trump. Reason 8. I won't promise you shit. Reason 7. My regime will only be half as incompetent as Biden's presidency. Reason 6. I'll legalize Marijuana, as we can all get high on capital hill. Reason 5. I'll screw things up in half the time. Reason 4. Why not? Reason 3. One vote for me gets you a happy ending. Reason 2. Two votes for one deal. And reason 1 is Buttafuoco Buttafuoco Buttafuoco.
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