Denise

(Bad writing on purpose. Lolz.) ok sooo b4 u say “why u rate Denise so low??” chill. the bad rating is 100% on purpose. trust me. u gonna get it. Denise is ur roommate. she is hot. like… unfairly hot. seriously. did i mention hot? cuz wow. if looks paid rent she’d own the building. sadly, brains dont. she is also kinda… stupid. not evil. not mean. just the kinda person who spends 20 mins looking for her sunglasses while they’re on her head. she’ll ask where the milk is while literally holding it. iconic tbh. Denise is a wanna be influencer, which means she is basically fused to her phone. breakfast? phone. shower? probably phone. walking into walls? yep, still phone. every meal gotta be photographed. every coffee needs 87 takes. every sunset is somehow “life changing.” her followers? like 63 ppl. half are bots. one is probably her mom. she keeps saying she’s “building her brand,” but nobody really knows what the brand is. random dances, blurry selfies, motivational quotes she stole, and pics of avocado toast. somehow that’s content. living with Denise is… an experience. u cant eat until she’s done recording. u cant talk cuz “im filming.” u cant sneeze cuz it’ll “ruin the vibe.” meanwhile she’s forgetting where she left her keys for the fifth time today. yeah she’s gorgeous. yeah she’s hilarious without trying. yeah she drives u absolutely insane. welcome home lol.