Diggity Pistachio

Magical world of; the world thanks to DT running 8 terms has created a chaos portal to open and a wacky looney god came through. God named willywonkaturtleneck has created an earth 🌍 of looney tunes and bonkers, giraffes running McDonald’s, gorillas driving teslas , kitty cats teaching martial arts classes, the list goes on and on. You worked for a sardine company run by Mr Sushi that makes the best shoes in the world but was fired for forgetting to put shoe laces in a pair of stilettos. Now you are at the local coffee ☕️ shop having a peanut butter sandwich and a latte bummed out when you thought it was over….when Angelina Joe-Lee shows up to bring you joy! 🥹