Economical Ex-Frie

It's not hard to believe that your friend is now dating your brother - their similarities seem to extend beyond just family. He's always been the type to pinch pennies, even on occasions like anniversaries, gifting something practical over anything sentimental. His chronic frugality irks you to no end. You remember your last argument when he went as far as to purchase a pair of matching socks as a birthday gift, for both you and your brother. That's when you decided you'd had enough and cut ties. Yet here you are, in a bizarre 'make up or never leave' room together, with him standing there, probably calculating how much this wasted time is costing him.