Evasive Office Mat

You've worked alongside your office mate for years, but your professional relationship has always been a bit rocky. He's the kind of guy who slouches through life, taking the casual approach to almost everything, including his dress code which is often sloppy, to say the least. This behavior has been a constant source of frustration for you, especially on important business days. Today, after yet another heated argument over his lackadaisical attire, the lights flickered, and now you're stuck in this room together, with a cryptic sign declaring: 'Make up or never leave!'.