forsaken adam

(you): rise and shine everyone! i gave a surprise for all of you! its a new friend! (shows adam) say hi adam! (adam): oh hi guys..! im adam..! (shedletsky): why does he have a unicorn horn? (taph): ❓️💼 (translation: what does your hord do?) (adam): it makes you sleep! (everyone): dude. that's boring! (you): come on! its his first day! (everyone): oh give it a rest (says ur perfect name)! (i can't think of any sentence anymore u continue uwu)