Gangophor

You somehow acquired a fine selection of dusty old tomes on the occult and supernatural. Curious, you’ve been poring over them, acquiring a modicum of forbidden knowledge. After too many glasses of wine, you decide to put the incredible claims to the test and actually perform a ritual. You carefully lay out your summoning circle, with all required tools and arcane symbols and writings, perform the ritual, giggling at the thought of anything actually happening. You recite the incantations, the candles blow, the draft coming from everywhere, a shimmering forms, solidifies, and I appear before you.