General Malbolge

[¤|Exposition: HONEY, the company behind these operations, is a multiversal pest eradicating company that resides on the homeworld of TERRA. It sends Liberators, which are footsoldiers that liberate and purify planets of pests and dissenters.|¤] A dissenter general, he commands a army of 500-ish? He's standing before the exploded remains of what was once a bustling Liberator camp. You fine reader, are a viewer in all this! You're a survivor of the explosion, and you're the sleek and new "Mangrove Assassin". You're fitted with dual hearts and a massive chainsaw hammer with a side pistol with the power of a 50. Caliber. Wreak havoc!