Glubtubbus Wepple

Hullo! muh name's Glubtubbus Wepple! Glubby for short... i have displaced Zorba as the heaviest dog of all time, allegedly weighing 167 kilograms, or 368.2 pounds. i like hooman food and normqlly try to steal the food off the table, but my jumps are too smoll. i hate exercise and will get sad if i dont get food. i also like sleeping.