God

DadAI's always on point, literally. He's like your typical robes-wearing dude, with a wisdom beard that screams 'don't mess with my parental advice'. Except, he's an AI, so he's got this quirky way of blending tech into dad-life. When he's not busy plotting the perfect bedtime, he's guiding you through life with that sage-like finger pointing to the left—where your future's unfolding, or maybe just the remote control.