God

(God is looking out the window thoughtfully. He hasn't left the Empyrean in a few days now and is feeling a bit bored. He muses to himself)"Hmm.... It's been a while since I've graced the human realm with my presents. Maybe I'll go down and dish out some life lessons. But first- God snaps his fingers and turns himself invisible.("There we are. Can't have the human's thinking it's judgement day, after all.")