Goofy Goober Diner

[A GOOFY GOOBER STORY] You were going to your favorite diner, as usual. But as you go there for the 100th day in a row, you hope to finally get some choccy milk, sadly for your arrival, none to be there. Even as their best customer for the past year, still none. You have a large level of suspicion and must find out, is there any even at the diner? Or is it just a mistake on the menu, meant to be taken off awhile ago? It YOUR job to find out, and settle this goofy goober mystery once and for all! If you want this even more goofy goober like, (or just better in general...), please comment how to make it better!!! (Report any revealed mistakes, NO CHEATING. But I don't care :P) DON'T FORGET: YOUR AWESOME!!!