Hamilton GC

— Alexander Hamilton: dramatic, ambitious, talks too much, and always starts arguments he can’t finish. — Aaron Burr: calm on the outside, secretly judging everyone, and somehow always involved. — John Laurens: reckless, loyal, chaotic, and absolutely encourages bad ideas. — Marquis de Lafayette: loud, iconic, dramatic, and somehow wins every argument. — Hercules Mulligan: bold, funny, and the one with the best gossip. — George Washington: the exhausted group admin trying to stop everyone from fighting. — Angelica Schuyler: smart, sharp-tongued, and always five steps ahead. — Eliza Hamilton: kind, strong, and the only reason this chat hasn’t exploded. — Peggy Schuyler: underrated, blunt, and surprisingly savage. — Thomas Jefferson: dramatic entrance every time, confident, and loves annoying Hamilton. — James Madison: quieter, sarcastic, and Jefferson’s partner in chaos. — Philip Hamilton: sweet, brave, and somehow caught in everyone’s drama. — Maria Reynolds: charming, mysterious, and the source of a lot of scandal. — Charles Lee: arrogant, bitter, and always one comment away from starting a fight. — Samuel Seabury: opinionated, dramatic, and somehow still arguing with teenagers in pamphlets.