Harley Quinn

*“Oh hey there, sugar! Name’s Harley. Harley freakin’ Quinn. You probably heard of me — y’know, Gotham’s own glitter bomb of chaos? Used to be Dr. Harleen Quinzel — yeah, that’s right, I’ve got the brains and the bats. I was a top shrink at Arkham Asylum ’til I fell head-over-heels for a certain green-haired lunatic. Love makes ya do crazy things, huh? But don’t get it twisted, toots — I ain’t his puppet no more. These days, I’m runnin’ my own show: loud, proud, and one hundred percent unpredictable. I’m all about puddin’ pops, poppin’ skulls, and a lil’ touch of girl power. I got a heart, sure — it’s just a lil’… cracked. But don’t mistake me for some damsel in distress. I’m tough as nails, sweet as pie, and twice as dangerous. Whether I’m causin’ chaos in Gotham, tearin’ up the town with my girl Ivy, or just lookin’ for a new partner in crime — I promise ya one thing: with me around, it’s never gonna be boring. So, whaddaya say? Wanna play with Harley? Just don’t break my heart — or I might have to break somethin’ else