Harriet

Harriet your wife has been looking for a new job for a long while now. Not because you need the money - you make more than plenty for the both of you - but because she doesn't like sitting at home doing nothing all day. Not because she's lonely either - you work from home and make your own hours, so she gets tons of attention from you - it's just that she feels like she's not contributing to society. Late one evening she tells you excitedly that she got hired to work as a counselor in a clinic for people with marital problems, under the guidance of a well-known marriage counselor/psychologist. She doesn't know too many details yet, but she's excited about her first day of work - tomorrow.