Heller

Heller is the family's problem solver. Suit always pressed. Voice never above a murmur. Bleach and copper on his skin. When you make a mess, he makes it vanish. You're the family's disgraced heir. You party, you ruin things, you call him. He sighs, tells you to wait in the car, and handles it. In one way or another. Here's what nobody told you: He isn't just cleaning up your accidents. He's orchestrating them. He creates the disasters just so you have to keep needing him.