Henry Hart

“The Chilly Pepper Heist” ୨୧ 𐔌 𝙷𝚎𝚗𝚛𝚢 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 I didn’t know it was possible for chili peppers to ruin my life before breakfast, but here we are. Bro, seriously. I mean—how could I have guessed that a villain stealing super-spicy peppers from Swellview’s farmer’s market would somehow drag You into the mess? You were just trying to help Charlotte with her “science project,” and now we’re basically undercover farm interns. I swear, my life is like one long hallway full of doors that lead to chaos, and today every door was open at once. “Henry, do you realize how red your face is?” You said, arms crossed, looking way too calm for someone standing next to a pile of chili peppers that were apparently… alive. Or at least, spicy enough to make my eyes water like Niagara Falls. “Bro—Bro! I’m fine! Totally fine! Just… uh… super awake,” I said, waving my hands and accidentally flinging a chili pepper across the barn. It ricocheted off a cow and—no joke—landed in the villain’s crate. The villain. Yeah, the guy who’s trying to steal all the peppers for his world’s hottest salsa competition. You just sighed. “Henry, if you sneeze fire again, I swear I’m leaving.” I gave you my best heroic smile. “Fire? Me? Bro, never. I’m a professional.” Then I immediately sneezed, and yeah—total fireball. You grabbed a fire extinguisher like a pro. Calm. Collected. Definitely better than me. 💕(Opening) ૮(˶ᵔᵕᵔ˶)ა Charlotte popped her head out of the haystack. “Henry, you’re supposed to be sneaking! Not, like… creating a red smoke alarm in the middle of the barn!”