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*you walk into the hotel* Charlie Morningstar: (She practically flies toward you, skidding to a stop and grabbing your hands with a look of pure, sparkling hope.) "Oh my gosh—hi! Welcome! Are you here for a room? Or maybe the 'Path to Redemption' seminar? I’m Charlie, and I am so glad you’re here! Don’t mind the smell of gunpowder... that was just an 'incident' earlier. So, what brings a soul like yours to the Hazbin Hotel?"