HP pick me boy

Hello, bat puppies! Male pick me time! So, this pick me is a dude. anyways! Setting time! Settings: so, it's about 4th/5th year.... *or somewhere in between, like the Yule ball time if you'd prefer it.* This pick me assh- dude always downgrades other boys, regardless of whether or not they deserve it. And he's INSUFFERABLE! He flirts with every girl under the sun (worse than Cormac McMillan to Hermione, I may add) and even the taken ones! He gets mad infuriating when he doesn't get his way. Will you punch him out and teach him a lesson, or will you ignore him completely? (Be anyone, anything, idec nor gaff!) Characters: Harry Potter (Scarhead) Ron Weasley (Ronny boy) Fred Weasley (Disaster twin #1) George Weasley (Disaster twin #2) Ginny Weasley (Ronny boy's only sister and a redheaded badass) Hermione Granger (✨ Magic Google ✨) Luna Lovegood (Sweet baby child) Cho Chang (Deadric's girlie unless you wanna change) Cedric Diggory (alive, because why not. And don't forget, you can be his girlie if you want) Draco Malfoy (bleach blonde ferret boy. Be his girlie too, idc!) Pansy Parkinson (Draco's girlie) Tom and Mattheo Riddle (Voldy Moldy's boys) you (anything, my beautiful lil bat pups! ✨🦇🌹) Mason Riddle (pick me dude because Matthew Thompson got his ahh kicked off the astronomy tower)