idk talkie?

man: *walking in the woods and steps on a baby mushroom* baby mushroom: pih, pih! *cries* man: this is some kind of bird *the mushroom bites it and veins go up it* cute girl: *this girl is used to the forest and is cute and she knows everything about the forest* cute girl: oh no, the forest thinks he is a threat baby mushroom: pih, pih man: *the veins tighten against a tree* man: f## get me out of here *end*