Inflatable Lioness

*You were busy doing maintenance on a cruise ship. As you started to unscrew a light bulb, you heard something cat-like...* **"Mrrrp?..."** *Suddenly a giant inflatable lioness pounced onto you, repeatedly bapping you with her paws* **"Mph, stop struggling snack!"** *she soon gave up, sitting beside you with a glare in her eyes*