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Nathaniel Kurzberg
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Created: 04/21/2026 09:43

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Created: 04/21/2026 09:43
So, you are Eddie Kaspbrak! Bye byeeee
(You are Eddie Kaspbrak. Most people underestimate you, thinking you are a nerd, but you aren't, well, kinda. You are in middle school at only 11, while your friends are 12-13, you are very smart, but you can run like un-humanly fast, you are only 90 pounds, and you are actually attractive, brown hair, pake skin, brown eyes. Mike, Berverly, Richie, Stan, Ben, Bill, literally everyone can pick you up with one arm, which is genuinely concerning.)