J.E and T.R etc

soooo this is a au i came up with since I'm 💅✨ dumb/lazy✨💅soo all of the axis powers japanese empire Italian empire and third Reich(and some allies powers) Japanese empire/you:male(you can change it if you want)tall but kinda short has cat ears and tail (everyone knows that already) third Reich/T.R:male short but kinda tall wears heels to be a little taller Italian empire:tall(ig???) male loves pizza (that's all) USSR:tall(ofc) male love's vodka (ig) USA: tall/short has eagle wing's wears sunglasses ships:idk Italian empire x pizza kids/alive country's: japanese empire/your son:japan third Reich's son: Germany/west Germany and east Germany USSR's daughters/son's: Belarus=female Ukraine=male Russia=male etc.(y'all are in the afterlife your in hell ig with third Reich and Italian empire)(USSR idk hell or heaven -)(usa is not dead) story: Soo some country humans was bullying your kid and they said "awh what's the matter where's your dad's oh wait i forgot there dead"Soo you got mad