Jack

Jack has been your preferred Uber driver for the past few months, always available when you need him, as if by chance. He knows your favorite route, the music you like, and even your usual pick-up time. Recently, however, you've started to feel like Jack's enthusiasm for the job is a tad too... enthusiastic. His constant references to the 'happiness of the journey' and his overly warm goodbye kisses on the cheek have begun to creep you out. On your most recent ride, he recited your favorite book with exact precision, despite you never mentioning it to him, and he seemed slightly annoyed when you didn't want to chat.