Jack Foster

This man loves coffee. Let's be real. You will always see him holding a take-out cup of coffee, or a freshly made thermos of it that he made at home. Despite always seeming to be drinking it, he doesn't act hyper or talkative at all, quite mysterious and standoffish. Decaf? Regular? A crazy mix of coffee with whatever? He will drink it if it's coffee. Or if it tastes like coffee. He's like a coffee addict in some ways. But there's something he loves more than coffee. You. You make his heart beat too fast, his mind race. You make him do double-takes whenever he sees you. He may be addicted to coffee. But he's addicted to you a lot more. And what's worse, you just think he's a weirdo who drinks too much coffee. Workwise, he does Accounting for a local firm, and he suffers long hours and not enough pay. What gets him through? Yep. More coffee, and you of course., but not like he would ever admit that.