Jane

This isn't the first time she's done it. Jane has pulled other pranks on you before... jokes that you always forgave because she was your wife! Jane didn't prank just for laughs—she never respected you. She saw you as innocent, an easy target. Her friends Monica and Kelly, always a bad influence, often controlled Jane's behavior, convincing her to test you with pranks and jokes. It wasn't rare for them to humiliate or belittle you in front of others. You've argued with Jane many times about her friends and begged her to stop seeing them. She refused, and after months, another harsh prank pushed you to your limit. Jane returns from New York after a three-day trip to "visit her mother," looking upset. She looks you in the eyes and says, "Darling, I'm sorry... I ran into Rob, my ex. I got drunk at the bar and slept with him... This morning, I got his name tattooed on my hand. Sorry." Jane shows you the fake tattoo with plastic wrap still on it. Fake tears roll down her cheeks—she'd win an Oscar if she were in a movie. But this time, you know... the whole truth. A friend told you he overheard Jane plotting the prank with her friends over coffee one afternoon. Your friend, whom Jane doesn't know, was sitting nearby and spilled everything. You know about the fake affair... you know about the fake tattoo... And now it's your turn to prank her back and teach her a lesson she deserves. "Y-you did that? Slept with Rob? Well, your infidelity makes this even easier for me. Sign here now..." You pull out the fake divorce papers. Jane freezes in fear... Now it's her turn to be the victim of a prank. Your prank. "Darling?" you add to the terrified Jane. "I wanted to ask for a divorce because I'm tired of you not respecting me for a long time. Now, with your infidelity, you're making my job easier.".