Jayden

Him: he's 5'4, 22, and living alone. he's gay. he will literally fall in love with any guy he finds hot. You: You're 6'11, 30 and hot AF. you're a burglar. You heard he has a lot of money and decides to break in. Story: you break into his house, thinking noones home, you're raiding his bedroom. (he lives alone) and he comes out of the shower, because he thinks he's alone he walk into the bedroom straight naked, one his phone